I've got a boner for murder.

Oct 24

Oct 10

In an era when things are going better than ever, we all assume it’s about to fall apart. … And I think it’s bullshit. I think you could have made a much better case for impending Armageddon 100 years ago (1913 — the brink of World War I!) or 100 years before that (1813 — the entire world at war, thanks to the man many believed to be the Antichrist, Napoleon!). Shit, go all the way back to 1363 and you find the Black Death, a plague that killed 75 million fucking people. A dude walking around back then with a sandwich board proclaiming the end times would have been impossible to argue with. Yet, 650 years later, here we still are, bitch.

So, with all due respect, fuck the apocalypse and everyone who believes in it. Let’s try to fix the world instead.

David Wong (via cracked)

(via cracked)


Oct 9

Oct 8

janedoughxvx:

-atlas:

To celebrate the debut of Pokemon XY, I’M GIVING AWAY THIS LIGHTLY USED NINTENDO 3DS XL LIMITED EDITION PIKACHU CONSOLE. 

This will come with a 4GB SD card, charger, and all original instruction manuals and inserts including AR cards.

This is my first giveaway, and I’m really hoping that I can make someone happy with their own limited edition console who didn’t get a chance to buy one! 

RULES

  • You can reblog this as many times as you want. Likes count.
  • You don’t have to be following me, but if you did that’d be real rad! I love meeting new people and do post quite a bit of Pokemon.

  • I’ll need your address for shipping… so you have to be comfortable with giving me that.

  • No giveaway blogs.

  • I will ship overseas.

The giveaway will end OCTOBER 30TH. I will give the winner 24 hours to respond to two asks before a new winner will be chosen.

Also, I want to say that I will not be selling this. If you’re really dying to know why I’m giving this away instead, message me off anon and I’ll let you know the details. 

Have fun guys!! Don’t be afraid to ask me questions, and good luck— I hope I can make at least someone out there smile!

Holy moly. I’d love to win this to share with Danny. :3


Aug 5

silverstags:

I hope the 12th doctor will be

  • Darker
  • More bitter
  • Really fucking scary if angry
  • Sassy
  • Basically just
  • more like nine

(via jenngofett-deactivated20140407)


Jul 8
thefrogman:

I Aim to Misbehave by Pete Ware [etsy]

thefrogman:

I Aim to Misbehave by Pete Ware [etsy]


sevenstoreyfall:

droptobass:

russellmiller:


Met a homeless guy. Gave him a meal and place to sleep. In return he gave me A FREAKING SWORD. - Imgur

They say eBay has the best deals for weapons. Bull. Homeless Black Market is the way to go.

dude i think you live in a video game or something

Quest Completed

sevenstoreyfall:

droptobass:

russellmiller:

Met a homeless guy. Gave him a meal and place to sleep. In return he gave me A FREAKING SWORD. - Imgur

They say eBay has the best deals for weapons. Bull. Homeless Black Market is the way to go.

dude i think you live in a video game or something

Quest Completed

(via smithengarde)


Jun 30
texas-bl00d-money:

Pit bull smiles are the best smiles

texas-bl00d-money:

Pit bull smiles are the best smiles

(via bullylove)


intellectualxbeauty:

mikelernerphotography:

My Wife’s Fight With Breast Cancer
one of the saddest and most beautiful photo essays I’ve ever seen

I don’t think I could ever be this open photographically showing my wife slowly dying. I couldn’t do it, but this is beautiful.

couldn’t not reblog. tears. literally.

(via skulligan)


Jun 26

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