I've got a boner for murder.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 08:59:53 -0400

IF YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT DOCTOR WHO READ THIS

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:55:55 -0400

IF YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT DOCTOR WHO READ THIS:

fairesthunters:

This article explains everything (well at least with John Hurt) so READ IT

I dont like it and refuse to believe it.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:05:44 -0400

8bit-ghost: nooby-banana: galosengen: hicpup HE’S SO...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:11:58 -0400

8bit-ghost:

nooby-banana:

galosengen:

hicpup

HE’S SO EMBARRASSED HE HID BEHIND HIS FOOD BOWL

ITS SO FUCKING CUTE

fauxboy: tastysynapse: From the creators of Bastion, comes the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:58:18 -0400

fauxboy:

tastysynapse:

From the creators of Bastion, comes the announcement of their new project scifi action RPG titled Transistor [x]

I don’t even care what this game is about I will throw my money at it.

buying this

this is awesome

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:51:04 -0400

this is awesome

this show has its moments. this is one of them

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:50:51 -0400

this show has its moments. this is one of them

magitekarmor: best letuce is the best

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 07:06:17 -0400

magitekarmor:

best

letuce is the best

mamatots: exactly

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 07:02:26 -0400

mamatots:

exactly

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 07:01:58 -0400

katesmckinnon:

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 06:57:43 -0400

katesmckinnon:

thefrogman: Depression is very complicated and it affects...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:07:39 -0400

thefrogman:

Depression is very complicated and it affects everyone a little differently. There is not a lot of generalized advice I would feel comfortable giving with confidence. However… there are a few things that come to mind.

It’s never too soon to ask for help.

You are not stuck with the first doctor or therapist you see.

Do not lie.

Find a passion.

Do not give up.

1. There is a stigma about depression that seems to make people feel guilty just for having it. Like they don’t deserve help, even if they need it. Many people resist seeking help with epic levels of stubbornness. The thing is, depression can take a while to get its claws completely into your brain. If you seek help as soon as you realize what’s happening, you may be able to treat the depression before your brain gets used to the chemical imbalance. Going to a professional and getting checked out will do you no harm. But delaying this option could make treatment much harder. The sooner the better.

Specifically for teens in this situation…

Sometimes getting help requires parental involvement. If you are lucky, you will have supportive, understanding parents and this will not be a huge problem. Unfortunately that will not always be the case. If you are worried about telling your parents, I would suggest finding another adult that you trust and can confide in. Perhaps a teacher, a counselor, an aunt or uncle. Someone that your parents will respect and listen to. Explain the situation and ask if they wouldn’t mind confronting your parents together. Strength in numbers can be very effective.

2. I have come across quite a few people that think the first person they see is the only one that can ever treat them. Having good patient/doctor and patient/therapist chemistry is vital to getting effective treatment for depression. You may have to explore some very dark emotional pain with this person, and if you do not like or trust them, it will be very hard to open up. If you have any reservations about your doctor or therapist, don’t be afraid to try another one.

3. Under no circumstances should you lie to your doctor or therapist. You are not the first person to think, “If I tell them this, they might think I’m a terrible person.” These people are trained not to judge you or your actions. They are trained to use that information to help you. To guide you. To treat you. If you tell them lies to make yourself look better, you risk not getting well again.

4. Depression has a way of holding you back from doing anything productive. There will be things you want to do, things you should be doing, but it destroys your motivation. Passion is often immune to this effect. Finding something you are passionate about can help you get out of this rut and even help motivate you in other areas. Some people are lucky and already know their passion. Whether it is art, music, writing, movies, knitting… whatever. But sometimes people don’t know what their passion is. Especially if you are younger. If that is the case, I strongly urge you to experiment and find your passion. You don’t even have to be good at it. It just needs to be something you can sink yourself into without a great deal of motivation. For me, my passion is making people happy. I almost feel like I need to do it. And when my depression is trying to slow me down, my passion is usually so powerful that it gives that chemical imbalance the middle finger and I go on about my business. Seek out your passion and it may be just the thing to get you through the days.

5. There was a point in my life in which I felt I had hit bottom. I thought there was no way life could get any better. I felt like if I continued living, life was always going to be as terrible as it was in that moment. When we are young we lack the wisdom and experience to know just how untrue this is. And I think because we don’t know that, far too many of us give up. Life is not a constant downward trajectory. Life is full of ups and downs. All pain fades with time and things will get better. That does not mean you will not find a new pain and go to that low place again. And it does not mean once the pain fades you will live a life full of constant bliss. Life will be filled with bits of joy and bits of pain and everything in between. But the bits of joy are much more profound. They are worth waiting for. And the experience of pain can often make you appreciate the joy even more. If you give up, you will not get to feel just how wonderful those bits of joy are.

Now that I am older I look back at that moment when I nearly gave up and I think about how much I would have regretted it. I think about all the amazing things that I would have missed. I think about all the lives that I have touched since then and how important it was that I stick around. Not giving up can be much easier said than done. And working through the pain can be long and arduous. But your next bit of joy will come. And it will be fantastic. And when the next bit of pain comes, you will be able to handle it even better than before.

Life can be tremendously difficult, but as you get older you will get better at living it. If you give it a chance, you will not regret seeing where it takes you.

Bonus tip…

6. Try getting a corgi if possible.

theawkwardgamer: Endearmen by Fenomena

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 09:34:49 -0400

theawkwardgamer:

Endearmen by Fenomena

mieze-riot: adoptpets: How could Bieber take this monkey from...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 09:50:02 -0400

mieze-riot:

adoptpets:

How could Bieber take this monkey from its mummy? Vet slams pop star’s ‘monstrous’ decision to take 14-week-old Capuchin on world tour

Male Capuchin monkey ‘Mally’ is being held in quarantine in Germany

He was seized when Bieber tried to take him through Munich airport

Tests reveal it is 14 weeks old, too young to be separated from its mother

It will only eat if it is given a cuddly toy monkey which ‘acts as a surrogate’

Justin Bieber’s monkey is at the centre of an animal welfare row after it emerged it was taken from its mother when it was only nine or 10 weeks old.

Austrian vet Kurt Grabenwoeger said it was ‘monstrous’ that the pop star had brought Capuchin Mally with him on a flight from Los Angeles to Germany when it should still be bonding with its mother.

And Bieber, due to perform at a concert in Hamburg this evening, was also criticised for not bothering to contact the quarantine centre where the animal is now being held to check on its welfare.

Mr Grabenwoeger said: ‘These monkeys not only need to be with their mothers for at least a year - but they should also be surrounded by their family group.

‘They are living creatures - not celebrity accessories like a handbag. Imagine a human baby sent off on a world tour at 10 weeks - would anyone allow that?’

Mr Grabenwoeger’s warnings were echoed by the head of the animal quarantine station in Germany where Justin Bieber’s baby monkey Mally is quarantined who said that he seemed nervous and confused at being in a cell - and had refused to eat at first.

In an interview with Central European News Munich animal shelter boss Karl Heinz Joachim, 64, said: ‘I can confirm that the monkey is 14 weeks old and was apparently taken away from its mother when it was between nine and 10 weeks old.

‘This is much too early.

‘It’s obvious that those who were looking after it should have known - we could not get him to eat until we gave him the cuddly toy he was still clinging to when he was delivered to us and you can see in photographs of Bieber that the only way they manage to keep it under control was by using the cuddly toy.

You can see pictures of him with two blonde girls and the cuddly toy. This obviously acts as a kind of surrogate parent, and as long as he can hold onto the toy he feels more secure and then started eating okay.
‘But he is clearly traumatised are being taken away from his family group.’
He added that as well as being separated from the mother it should be illegal to keep any of the monkeys in isolation from others of the same species - and added that in his opinion nobody who possessed a Capuchin monkey should have fewer than five others for their mental well-being.

In addition when interviewed on Tuesday morning he added that the future of the 14 week-old-male baby Capuchin monkey was unsure not only because of its psychological well-being but also because until now nobody from Bieber’s management team or indeed the star himself had been in touch to enquire how it was doing.

Vet and animal expert Grabenwoeger confirmed that at 14 weeks it is still classified as a baby and won’t be an adult until it reaches the age of around eight.

In captivity they typically live until the age of around 45, and early experiences with its mother and others in the family group help the baby monkeys to learn correct behaviour and sets them up for a stable development.

Bieber flew into the airport in Munich with the monkey on board his private jet without any of the necessary paperwork and it was confiscated by customs officials on Thursday.

A spokesman said that the monkey had been quarantined because it did not have the necessary paperwork specifying that it was free of diseases including rabies.

In addition there was no paperwork to prove the origins of the monkey - which is a protected species and needs to travel with certification that it was born in captivity and legally acquired and not for example as a result of being smuggled from its South American homeland.

Karl Heinz Joachim added that the way the monkey had been treated up until now being taken through a noisy airport and onto a jet that would have probably have left it terrified had shocked him.

He added: ‘It happened and we are where we are now. What matters is what is best for the monkey in the future. I don’t know what the laws are in America but I am surprised it was allowed to separate the mother and baby so young.’

A spokesman for the Munich customs office Thomas Meister confirmed that the monkey had been handed over to the quarantine station and that so far the necessary paperwork had not been provided so that they can authorise the monkey be released.

But he said there was no question that Bieber face prosecution as it was purely a question of the fact the missing paperwork meant that the monkey was a potential health risk and that as long as this would be provided in theory the monkey should be handed back to the star.

Karl Heinz Joachim added that as long as the cuddly toy was present the monkey was managing: ‘The monkey seems to particularly like sweet things.

‘Mainly that means apples, raisins and milk pudding. It is obvious it is used to human company. It keeps calling a lot for company - without its cuddly toy it won’t eat at all.’
adoptpets: It is so sad that a stuffed animal is basically what this baby monkey thinks of as his mommy. Justin is such a douche bag. He can’t even be bothered to call about the welfare of this monkey. This monkey belongs in the wild with his mommy; not as a celebrity fashion accessory. The poor baby looks so sad stuck inside a cage in quarantine.

He´s such an Idiot.

what a gigantic douche this kid is.

lady-fett: t-okeefe2214: bloodyneptune: “Said its the best...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 20:15:41 -0400

lady-fett:

t-okeefe2214:

bloodyneptune:

“Said its the best helpline out there”

oh. my. god.

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYIN’

I so badly want this to be true

Rick through the seasons striking

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 16:58:52 -0400

Rick through the seasons

striking

zombres: #nothing on dw will ever compare to this scene I...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:37:39 -0400

zombres:

#nothing on dw will ever compare to this scene

I teared up just looking at this gif set. This episode destoys me

glitterlace: how? photoshop

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:04:39 -0400

glitterlace:

how?

photoshop

jenngofett: Guys, I’m attracted to a 17 year old girl help. me...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 07:35:39 -0400

jenngofett:

Guys, I’m attracted to a 17 year old girl help.

me too

weeps

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 18:16:24 -0400

*weeps*